Scarlett Johansson’s Rude-Ass Bottom

September 16, 2011

AN OPEN LETTER TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON w/r/t THE PUTTING OF A PICTURE OF HER BUTT ON THE INTERNET THING:

Thank you, Scarlett Johansson.

I’m pretty sure some other stuff happened this week but, like, whatever. I drew a naked granny. I washed a couple of receipts and a tissue in with my laundry. I ate some crackers. Who the heck cares. Butts.