Jamaican Brain Drugs

October 14, 2011

I have been offered wacky cigarette drugs twice in the past month, and I don’t know if it is because I am emitting a totally relaxed vibe or not but: no thanks, people. One time my pal Colin ate some ‘spicy grass’ cooked up into a chocolate cake and he fell over and made these completely haunting Exorcist-style noises and then wet himself, and I’m not really into that. Hi Colin, if you’re reading. Remember that time you wet yourself? That was really funny.