September 30, 2011

Did you know about this, about the McDonald’s secret menu? It is a thing I am told that exists, for example by the Internet. Basically the brain retards who work McDonald’s get bored sometimes and cram untold meats between buns or do incredibly American things with quantities of ice cream. Look it up.

I should also probably mention that it was my Mum’s birthday yesterday, seeing as this website is the only one, along with Facebook and Online Solitaire, that she looks at. I’m not going to say ‘Happy Birthday’ or anything because it was yesterday but I am acknowledging it happened, at least.